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Marko

A guy who thinks he's awesome although the only awesome thing about him is his hot brother. He's egoistic, which means that in a conversation he'll mention that he's awesome as often as he can. He thinks he's an adult, although he acts like a 5-year-old. He's more a girl than he' a boy, which means that he probably knows more about peelings and french nails than his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.
I've broken up with Marko“
Lucky girl, no one deserves someone like him“
by HoneyHunter January 23, 2017
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markota

A stupid guy who doesn't have his life so he messes around with other peoples lives. He may be a good teacher but he is very boring.
He is such a markota.
by JustMeWithNoControl February 27, 2017
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Markovitz

that bitch is a real markovitz
by BDFWM January 25, 2018
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Markodickhead

Old grey haired guy who likes to make out with women in strip clubs and be a wrinkle dick fuck boy. Loves to crush your hopes and dreams for five years and still f-ing counting. One day is going to get the log out of his ass and realize it’s too late. And no his dick is not long enough to suck on his own. Always sick with a cold because his bullshit is constantly running. Loves pie.
Oh there goes markodickhead! He’s still old!
by Chelseaism May 30, 2018
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Marino

Marino Atilio is an extremely sassy Italian child. A very high pitched obnoxious laugh thought he is very unforgiving
You little s*its wont accept Marino
by Soph St. October 30, 2018
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Marinoid

The specific type of paranoia that typically occurs by users of marijuana. Different from tweakers paranoia, marinoia usually manifests itself in the sensation that everyone around you knows that you're stoned. Mostly harmless, unless someone knocks on your door suddenly in a police like manner, causing you to eat your remaining stash. Hilarity often ensues.
Dude, pot is legal now, stop being marinoid. Nobody cares if you're high!
by Pandmoanium February 18, 2019
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Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.
-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko
by Nyphrend May 1, 2019
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