Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

by The Return of Light Joker February 7, 2008

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

mandateer

Mandatory volunteering

During my probation, I had to mandateer at a free medical clinic

by Asian boy lover February 7, 2014

Manhattan Girl

A girl who lives in Manhattan (usually referring to teenage white girls). Obviously just a stereotype but a good amount have somewhat rich parents and live in brownstones (many are Jewish). Sadly a good amount are also very liberal (like very far left) and are crackheads or drunkards.

Obviously tho thats only some, there are many nice, kind, manhattan girls free of drugs n stuff.

*everyone in room*
Manhattan Girl*sees queens boy and he looks back*
Manhattan Girl:Fucking weirdo suburban creep
Queens boy:Crackhead slut
Everyone else:OHHH SHITT!

by Necrozma Beam April 20, 2020

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009