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manolescent

noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.
"Yeah, you're awesome. Anyone would be a fool to not be with you. I really want to be free though. Can we keep this fairly low key even though we are in our late 20s?": manolescent.

"Yeah, I lived in Whistler for 10 years. That was the best time of my life. Let's talk about my partying during this whole first date. ... Oh right, I have three kids with my ex.": manolescent
by hey jo October 8, 2011
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Manosed

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.
Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009
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manalee

Hey! Look at that cool Manalee at the aquarium!

Oh my god! I want that Manalee as a pet!
by ILoveManatees May 6, 2010
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Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.
Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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MANGLER

A person who does meth! Sometimes referred to as a tweeker aka a mangler who has way to many projects going on at at any given time. Also, you might spot a mangler by his chewed up cheeks/lips. Most often spotted around the Spanaway Wa, area where manglers run rampid! Aldo referred to as puddle pokers!
O my lord, look at those manglers...they really need a sandwich a glass of water and a nap!
by NornarbO May 3, 2021
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Harper Manoeuvre

The Harper Manoeuvre first pioneered by Chris O'Dowd is a staple of IT troubleshooting.

Execution of the method has evolved greatly over the years with famous IT technician Mr A Harper bringing the method to new realms and coining the phrase "The Harper Manoeuvre".

The Harper Manoeuvre can fix all IT issues by simply switching off the offending equipment and then turning it back on.

60% of the time it works all the time.
The server was failing but I executed the Harper Manoeuvre and it's working better than ever!
by HCI-Stack-4U August 18, 2021
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falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.
becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!
by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011
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