Magikarp

The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.

Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.

by The random jerk August 28, 2007

maikeli

the most inspirational and amazing boyfriend, someone that will make you smile on the darkest of days and happy for an eternity

maikeli is the best boyfriend to lara

by mrsdennis;) November 22, 2011

maiki

bitch nigga whom all he do is : be a bitch, suck dick, and fuck w/ old bitches

o shiiit maiki comin , and he w/ that old bitch suckin her dick fuck nigga he been slayinn fuck it

by realest nigga69420 November 18, 2019

Maiko

One of the canon ships from the Nickelodeon cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is a combination of Mai and Zuko.

Maiko is canon, which makes it more awesome than Zutara!

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

maïnk

A friend who,s part of a anonymous Maïnk club

If you do that ,you are a Maïnk

by Un Vrai Maïnk April 5, 2004

Zain Malik

you should slap yourself for putting this name into the search box...

I love One Direction!! No wait, I just like Zain Malik...hes sooo hot...
-_-

by letmedefinethatfotyou October 1, 2012

Magiks

A race of Gods, whos childern are half Magiks. A Half Magiks can not inherit the powers of their Father though

Garret's Father is Magiks, making him half Magiks

by Timjitsu October 8, 2012