Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Manalyze

using a male friend to decode something your boyfriend/husband said or did.

I called Jeff to manalyze why my boyfriend freaked when I met his mother.

by Katie 1979 August 10, 2009

Manalyze

(Adj): To check out an attractive female from head to toe.

A man analysis.

Hey Jim, have you should manalyze the hottie at twelve o'clock?

by BleedingInkblot July 29, 2009

Mahalia

If you be friends with a Mahalia, Rule #1. NEVER be friends with her because the start begins with fun and happiness but in the end she will do you dirty.

Mahalia will talk shit about you to your close friends and act like she didn't do anything wrong and that you don't trust her. She will try to act better than you and look prettier and go all out just to out shine you, even on an important day to you, including she will take photos in a bra, G-string and no clothes so all eyes go on her. Mahalia will try and get accounts of a boy you might like and will start snapping him and talk shit about you. ♡♡♡

Girl1: Hey, isn't that Mahalia?
Girl2: I wouldn't be friends with her because she isn't a good friend to people who care about her.

by Unkown.xoxo July 20, 2022

Mahaloa

ITS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!!! MOTHA TRUCKAS GET SOME MC PROGERIA AT THE MIC, RIPPIN LIKE A CHAIN SAW, YEA THAT PROGRERIA LIKE BE PRO AT BEING GERIAN, YEAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIII FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV A-TOWN WHATS UP, USHEER!!

Boy: Motha, i want to be Mahaloa!"
Mother: YAAA TRICK YAAA

by PSEUDONYM straight up nigga August 5, 2010

Madalyn

The biggest hoe you will ever meet. She is very short and she loves kissing other people shawtys. She is VERY fake and VERY toxic.. Don't hang out with one unless you want drama.

Yooo madalyn a hoeeee!!!!

by Shianne September 6, 2020

mahal kita

it means "son of a bitch ; son of a whore; fuck."

j : hey! you!
c : me?
j : yes, you!
c : uhm, okay? what do u want?
j : mahal kita!
c : w-what did you just said?
j : i said mahal kita!!!
c : oh.. *blush* uhm.. okay- m-me too.
j : WHY TF ARE U BLUSHING ?! AND NEVERMIND, U'RE SO MEAN! *walks away*
c : ....

by wifenisana <3 November 20, 2021