maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

Maggie Harrington

This bitch always tells the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Best taste in music and every guy's dream woman. Huge dumpy, blue eyes, and a real blond. You'll never meet anyone who makes you laugh like Margret does and she is one of those girls that when she smiles you can't look away. If Maggie Harrington lets you close, don't fucking let her go. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. Know's how to have a good time. Gives good head

Looks it's Maggie Harrington

Oh wow she has really small hands

by flaffil February 27, 2022

Maggie

Maggie is that go-getter friend. Maggie’s the friend who will talk for the group, making the reservations or asking for more silverware. She can talk to and connect with anyone. She will always joke around with you and is the perfect person to complain with. If you’re scared to do something she’ll be there by your side. She loves to cook and bake. Maggie is also so pretty and her bubbly personality only multiplies those looks. Her house is always the hangout spot (when it’s clean) even with her huge family. If you plan something with Maggie, she’ll wait ‘till last minute to ask but she’ll always clean her room (shove everything in the closet) if she needs to. She’s athletic and always up to play a sporty game. She’s very sarcastic but loving. Maggie is the friend every group needs. Follow her.

"Maggie, are we going to your house tomorrow?"
"Oh.. I haven't asked yet."

by OreoMcfurry May 31, 2023

apple maggot

A pejorative term for a person from or living in the state of Washington.

I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.

by ignis_ignotus April 10, 2012

Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.

Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""

by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021

Princess Maggot

The title to be bestowed once the Duchess of Sussex title is removed by the Queen.

Princess Maggot is the formerly known Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 14, 2022

Flys and Maggots

Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.

Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*

by DJ-Power September 30, 2009