MAC Employees just happen to be the most condescending and rude workers ever. If you're under the age of 20, they automatically assume you have no clue what you're doing, have no money, and are stealing the products. Even if you're whole face is beat to the gods, they never seem to actually give you the time of day they show to the 50 year old women browsing the store. Most of the time, their makeup is way too intense and you probably could do better yourself.
MAC Employee: Hi...
Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...
Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...
by doitforjokes January 25, 2017
When you put the drug Molly into a Big Mac, eat it, then once you are high you put your fist in someones anus
by Tbag192846362 March 07, 2020
true story.. i was in line at mcdonalds and a black guy was ordering.. he asked for the following" i'd like a cheesburger with big mac sauce and lettuce" the stunned looking burger girl disappeared for a moment.. said something to the manager and filled the mans order just like he asked and history was made.. the "Nig Mac" was born!
by kevsezwoo September 20, 2008
"Club Mac" is the name given to Macquarie University, Sydney, Australia\ by students of other Universities in the city. The nickname is an allusion to Club Med, and refers to the fact that students at Macquarie enjoy longer semester holidays than students at other universities. This, however, is due to the fact that students at Macquarie Uni do not have pre-exam study breaks (Study Vacation) as all other universities do.
"We have to go back to uni tommorow. Not like those bastards at Club Mac. They've still got another week off!"
by Zicdeh February 13, 2006
The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.
"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
by Aqua_Mann April 01, 2008
Smart people who know that PCs are better than macs. These people realized that PCs give better performance at a lower price, with more customizability and features.
Mac user: Just got the new MacBook pro for $1000, too bad it can only play potato games
Mac haters: But my 2 in 1 pc for $700 can play most games at mid settings
Mac user: but can it run OSX
Mac haters: I could, by why would I want to.
Mac haters: But my 2 in 1 pc for $700 can play most games at mid settings
Mac user: but can it run OSX
Mac haters: I could, by why would I want to.
by Mcp613 April 12, 2019
(1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.
Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
by TJ_A1 May 29, 2008