Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang February 5, 2017

Modern Classical

A new genre of music that combines modern music (i.e. pop, hip hop) with classical instruments.

“Wow that artist Lindsay Stirling is totally Modern Classical”

“You know that guy who won Britain’s Got Talent? Tokio Myers? He’s so Modern Classical I love his work”

“I’m really getting into this Modern Classic genre honestly. It’s intellectual yet... hype.”

by Leeui_n October 10, 2017

modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

modern roach

When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted

Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g

by Shnayvendayven and itsaboyboy August 5, 2019

modern loneliness

Modern Loneliness, never alone but always depressed, love your friends to death but I never call and I never text

I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness

by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020

modern e-boy

Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers, imprinted pants tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings, big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).

Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible and listen to emo or goth music, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)

This trend has been thriving since 2013 but now in recent years, has evolved into the 'e-boy'

It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.

"like my new chain? it's for those leather trousers I bought from Balmain"

"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy lucas"

by that one e-boy June 29, 2021