Maxi-melt

When someone has a very public meltdown and engages in erratic and sometimes even destructive behavior. This should not be confused with the mini-melt.
Amber: "So Jon told Cynthia he was cheating? What happened?"

Emma: "She totally had a maxi-melt right in the middle of Target. It was hilarious."
by betty_rocca October 7, 2011
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Duda melt

When you ejaculate on a man's ass cheeks and then press up on them and rub up and down really fast, creating friction that melts the semen.
"Had a crazy night, we made a duda melt"
by Tony R Pepperoni December 3, 2021
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ass melt

What you are when you make a complete fool of yourself talking to a pretty woman; derived from people who shit themselves when a pretty girl approaches them (usually a shart).
I was a complete ass melt when that girl was hittin on me last night.
by Chris Rosebrock & Scott Gerbers September 3, 2005
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melt boy

An asshole with two wings and a fat bastard afraid of a crack head sucks plenty of dick but still likes the næ næ whip
'damn that melt boy has a tiny dick'
by That's g Easter egg October 3, 2015
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melted candle

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
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Brain Melt

When you go to work but have nothing to do, so you end up standing and/or sitting around waiting for the next project.
Person 1: How's your day going?

Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.
by krdgrl October 7, 2009
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melting butterfly

the act of placing a dirty sock that has been used as a cleanup device post-masturbation, in the corner for a matter of weeks, followed by a period of mold growth and bio-degredation.The socks eventually stick together and when ripped apart look exactly like a butterfly with two identical wings.
Johns wife was pissed that he left a melting butterfly in the bedroom.
by Todd the eliminator August 2, 2006
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