glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013

Matchell

An inappropriate comment for the given conversation. An intrusive, and often "over the top" comment not suitable for a mixed audience.

"Wes definately pulled a matchell when he told a 'dead baby' joke at dinner."

by Damon Sununtnasuk August 30, 2005

mix-match

a pair of something that are totally different but you pick them because you can't find the pair

"Dang, I cant find a pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-match pair.

by hi_hello May 17, 2009

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Clan Match

When nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. Those in Clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a Clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). Clan Matches may last as long as 200 years.

Guy: Brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.

Beard Guy: He will need to refuel and get more mountain Dew at some point.

by Lives with Clan member February 27, 2011

tennis match

smoke weed. have a session (code word)

aye bro down to have a tennis match right now?

by smokemeout11 October 12, 2010