the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.
by dancing_t October 29, 2020
Get the Mr. Marblesmug. It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019
Get the Marblesmug. by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022
Get the Get the marbles out of your mouthmug. Just like frotting is rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together in a sexual manner, marbling is the act of erotically groping/fondling/massaging two ballsacks together.
by Kinzaro May 18, 2025
Get the Marblingmug. After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye
by stall2 December 22, 2024
Get the Deli marble ryemug. An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.
by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017
Get the Marblemug. When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.
by Aloha01! April 22, 2020
Get the marble baggingmug.