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Making Hummus

Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017
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Majingicall Thot

*thot* means slut/whore
*majingical* elephant penis
thoese girls are such majingicall thot's
by ILoveTheVampsBigDicks February 21, 2018
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Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Making Dirty

Me: Let's make dirty
Girlfriend: Okay! :3

Me: I like making dirty!
Buddy: Me too 😏
by kingofnull November 6, 2018
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Fak Maing

informal exclamation that deprecates a sad event.
friend 1: unhappy news friend, there are no more eggrolls.

friend 2: Fak maing, that saddens me muchly.
by polerix.sys October 26, 2008
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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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Abe-Meming

When people create memes that insinuate that Abraham Lincoln said something that he indeed did not. Can be used to describe memes of other famous personalities such as Mahatma Ghandi or Albert Einstein which were faked in a similar manner.
"Are you sure Abraham Lincoln said that? Seems like someone was abe-meming."
by Antonio Kowatsch May 24, 2016
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