Logicalized

The act of being brought into the harsh realm of reality, whether it be enjoyable or not.

Joe: Oh.. you're not a Santorum supporter anymore? You must have gotten logicalized.

by gdrew August 23, 2012

logicate

margie's word for being logical

margie thinks she will logicate the sizes of her doors.

by rob bob job July 11, 2016

Logiphobe

A person with an extreme and irrational aversion to logical statements and general common sense.

Person 1:Excuse me sir, do you have the time?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: Did you just assume my gender?!

Person 1: Are you...not a man?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: BIGOT!
Person 1 thinking: That poor student is a Logiphobe.

by Seanzy Fonzerelli 33 December 1, 2016

Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.

1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.

by Professional Educator July 3, 2019

minor logic error

When the CS202 student conveniently forgets parenthesis at the top of their function

int main /* what is missing here ? */
{
...
}

by /dev/null March 14, 2003

Mum Logic

When your mother gives you a dumbass reason for something.

For example:

Jack: My mum told me to get a job last week so I got a paperound. When I got home one night from it she had a go at me and told me I can't do a paperound.
Matt: Why?
Jack: Because 'She's my parent and I must bow to her every ass-faced command'
Matt: Sounds like Mum Logic to me.

by RawrAthon September 19, 2009

Testicular Logic

Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.

Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic

by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010