Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Cheese Loaf

A huge turd floating in the toilet.

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".

by Dole Banana May 28, 2009

loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005

onion loaf

Donald Trump's signature hairstyle

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.

by Nadradec July 24, 2015

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018

cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.

when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.

by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015