While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln
by Blue Sky Blonde January 1, 2012
Get the Bloody Mary Lincoln mug.Lincoln Land Community College or LLCC (sometimes called Losers Last Chance College) is a community college located in Springfield, Illinois. Until recently it was looked down upon to attend there until people realized that it's not a bad school. Sure, it's cheap. But why pay $20,000 to take your general ed classes when you can spend $1,500? And maybe there's a wee bit of a drinking thing, but hey, it's college. They offer many different classes, the campus is amazing, and fairly large for a community college. Recently they gained notoriety in the WWI community with the recreation of a WWI-era trench dug on the LLCC campus by students and volunteers. The school features a diverse group of professors - one even hailing from England! With average class sizes of 17-20 (except for U.S Government/History) it's a very close learning environment. They have a computer lend program and have wi-fi on the campus. It's the perfect choice for the high school graduate that is not sure on a major or for an adult going to get a certificate.
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When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.
by ellis2345 January 15, 2006
Get the Abe Lincoln mug.Lincoln School for Girls is an all female Quaker school on the east side of Providence, RI. The academics are excellent, but some the girls take this for granted, and are too busy dreaming about public school and boys *gasp!* to even realize the great education they're lucky to have. Some of Lincoln's students recieve financial aid or scholarships and work hard to receive good grades.
At Lincoln, the cafeteria food costs almost as much as the tuiton (which is thousands of dollars), and an extra paper cup will set you back 10 cents. Most Lincoln girls are intelligent, articulate, and classy, but there is a handful of students who fuel the "Lincoln steretype" by wearing skanky outfits, posing in inappropiate manners, and posting these pictures online. Some Lincoln students have been known to act like a darling little goody two shoes and then turn around and get high while screwing their boyfriend. This is not true about the whole school however, so it would be unfair to put a blanket over the student body as a whole. Most of Lincoln's students are smart, intelligent, witty, attractive, and well-dressed. Oh, and did I mention...out of your league?
At Lincoln, the cafeteria food costs almost as much as the tuiton (which is thousands of dollars), and an extra paper cup will set you back 10 cents. Most Lincoln girls are intelligent, articulate, and classy, but there is a handful of students who fuel the "Lincoln steretype" by wearing skanky outfits, posing in inappropiate manners, and posting these pictures online. Some Lincoln students have been known to act like a darling little goody two shoes and then turn around and get high while screwing their boyfriend. This is not true about the whole school however, so it would be unfair to put a blanket over the student body as a whole. Most of Lincoln's students are smart, intelligent, witty, attractive, and well-dressed. Oh, and did I mention...out of your league?
Boy1: "I hear that at Lincoln School for Girls they make out with eachother in the bathrooms!"
Lincoln Girl: "I find that highly inappropiate and degrading. I am an independent Quaker woman and I have been given Simple Gifts. So FLIK you!"
Lincoln Girl: "I find that highly inappropiate and degrading. I am an independent Quaker woman and I have been given Simple Gifts. So FLIK you!"
by 100%truth July 28, 2008
Get the lincoln school for girls mug.A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.
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Get the lincoln log mug.A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
by Jaydawg53 July 23, 2008
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