1. "Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew,
White
lightning 'stead of
mountain dew,
I took a little sip and right away I knew,
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue!
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightning!" -George Jones
2. Suzy was tripping on White Lighting.