one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014

peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Loose legged

Someone that opens their legs easily.

E.g. someone that goes on a one night stand or sleeps around.

You know that girl your dating? Well I hate to break it to you but she is loose legged!!!

by Max0987 December 4, 2015

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017