Lego head 

When you have your hair dyed or roots done and the colour runs down onto your head and dyes the skin around it creating an effect similar to the hair on a Lego character.

Dan: Hey Kezza, you coming out tonight?

Kezza: Nah, not tonight, just had my hair done and ive got a Lego head!

Lego head by dan_the_01 June 25, 2008

lego land 

when you become so high you feel like the whole world is made out of legos

"dude... dude I've just arrived in lego land"


"last night I went to lego land and when I woke this morning I still felt all blocky!"

lego land by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

lego mastro 

A white Supremist that works for the KKK and Works for fake new

cbrady350 is better than Lego Mastro

Lego mastro is a KKK

lego mastro by F_P Cool September 25, 2017

Lego porn

Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions

Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?

Lego porn by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

Lego Eater

Person of limited intellect, likely to eat lego

Matt Damon is a lego eater

Lego Eater by gers1984 August 12, 2009

Lego Hair 

When a person has hair that looks like a Lego hair-do. Example, when you go to the bathroom before bed, brush your teeth, snap off your Lego hair and set it on the counter for in the morning. The hair snaps off in the same manner that you would snap a Lego mans hair off. Lego Hairs are interchangeable and come in many sizes, shapes and colors. Lego hairs may be collected and stored to have many different Lego hairs on hand. Lego hairs can be washed under warm soap and water and they never lose their shape or color.

Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it looks perfect! and Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it makes his head look tall!

Lego Hair by Geodash June 13, 2014

Lego-stepping 

Making something more difficult than it already is (as used by Gerard Way, comic book writer and former lead singer of My Chemical Romance)

"Why are you Lego-stepping your way through these tax returns?"

Lego-stepping by ScarletCyanide February 8, 2014