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mt. lebanon

A middle class suburb of Pittsburgh whose residents are known for their capacity at self-parody and good humored Repoublicanism. While not as wealthy as adjacent Upper St. Clair nor old money Fox Chapel in the Pittsburgh north hills, Mt. Lebanon has established itself as a destination suburb for happy white people seeking to educate their children in a way that will allow them to later rebel against the values they'll later adopt for themselves. The community attracts a large number of attorneys, persons working in the print and broadcast media, doctors, accountants and, on the occasions that realtors don't get the message, the stray chiropractor slips in.
"I say, old fellow, where do you live?"
"By jove, I live in Mt. Lebanon. Jolly little town, don't you know."
"Well, come here and allow me to slap you with this pig's bladder filled with wine."
"Fair enough. I am from Mt. Lebanon and deserve it."
by Rhombus Caligula April 13, 2008
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Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010
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lebanon

actually.. lebanon is less known as the most fucking redneck town in southwest virginia. it sweats george bush, rifles, and wranglers. its wanna be rich trailor trash. they live their lives wishing they were from abingdon.. a slightly less redneck in the area. lebanon high is a joke. they come to abingdon high with their fucking pioneer and get laughed at.
driving down the main street i see NOTHING just consignment shops and churches.
by 07bitches May 3, 2005
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Lebanon

Israel's etch-a-sketch
Israeli General: Lebanon is rebuilding, time to blow the shit out of it again.
by whitemarley October 13, 2010
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lebanese

coy way of saying "lesbian" in public.
(referencing two women at a bar touching and kissing...)

Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?

Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.
by brklyn4 September 28, 2008
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LebaronLX

by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina
Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?
by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018
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