LongLegs

virgin

look at LongLegs fantasizing about Mercy!

by fuckyoulonglegs December 1, 2018

lange

A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".

That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.

by DB762 November 8, 2006

Lange

Verb. to severely fuck up

Noun. a faggot or one that likes dick or an annoying or shitty situation that is not fun

Adj. Not fun or gay

wtf he is making out with another dude...wow what a Lange.

by pussyyyynucckka November 10, 2010

De Lange

All that is wrong with the world.

Himself, the bestial,necrophiliac, homosexual that lives in new plymouth, tartanaki, new zealand.

by Mici da Wici November 5, 2003

Langley Gels

Langley gels is shit you get moody maths teachers, pedo-file English teachers (mr.green), teachers who can’t roll skirts properly, retarded form tutors, over all don’t go Langley gels

I went Langley Gels and well here I am living of benefits wiv 7 children all 1 year apart coz I had sex wiv a teacher from there

by Shitschools April 4, 2020

dangley langley

2 platonic, male friends illegitimate love childs penis.

My son was telling me how he got this chick knocked up with his dangley langley

by jman222202002 April 24, 2018

Langenbanger

an ambiguosly gay adolescent boy beginning to discover the wonders of the birds and the bees

Man that kid is such a langenbanger...all he could talk about was his homosexual symphony in the city

by dr. emmett April 8, 2003