Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

Tyler Loots

Tyler loots is a dying YouTube channel that leeches off of famous Mario gaming channel Fearsome Fire. Tyler loots is also known for going months on end without showering or leaving the comfort of his bedroom. The last time this man has had female interaction was when the cold war was going on. Tyler loots is a man that everyone should pity. This guy is the definition of what it means to be down bad.

Damn have u seen Tyler Loots?
No he hasn't came out his room for months

by speedyman03 August 26, 2021

Loot Drop

Someone who has expensive tactical or camping gear and doesn’t know how to use any of it, the first to get picked off in SHTF, high value easy target. Term borrowed from videogames where specific mobs when defeated drop disproportionately high qualities of loot.

Carl has no training at all, the dude's literally a walking loot drop.

by Chance Paladin June 15, 2025

grey loot

When something is bland, boring, and unimpressive.

Damn bro, straight grey loot in the fridge.

by el maje June 18, 2025

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

by The-Olas November 15, 2025

Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025