Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 24, 2004

llamafish69

Awesome Aussie that regularly comments on MLIA. Crossbreed of a llama and a fish.

Llamafish69: I want an urban dictionary about me!
2 minutes later
llamafish69: Make sure it says I'm awesome, and I am a cross bread of a llama and a fish.

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ July 16, 2010

llama sexual

1.having an extreame attraction to Llama's.
2. having sexual feelings with Llama's
3. having sexual relations with Llama's

dude 1- are you a Llama sexual?
dude 2- what's that?
dude 1- want to watch me and my Llama have sex?

by freeze dry April 16, 2009

The Llama

When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.

Judy was pissed off at Bill for the rumors he started about her, so she took him into the back room of a party, sucked him off and then spit it in his face right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was 'The Llama.'

by winerat March 18, 2009

LlamaGod

Some Jewish guy who looks like a girl and lives somewhere in Washington and spends all day looking for the fabled unaired Bernstein Bear cartoon episode that featured 3 minutes of insinuated gay bondage.

There is some kid who calls himself Llamagod and cosplays as Final Fantasy characters and eats Butt Tacos.

by Khaaaaaan September 14, 2004

momma llama

Affectionate, private, pet-name for one's mother.

Growing up, my momma llama always made sure I had a hot breakfast.

by Brian Mincey May 19, 2008

Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 29, 2008