The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

Blue Laser

Terrorist fighting group and arch rivals of the Cheat Commandos reported to HQ in nana's backyard

Blue Laser HATES you sooo much!

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy July 25, 2004

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009