kristina

A very pretty girl who is very funny. especially when looking at her face. she loves everything around her but loves bananas the most. she is so fun to be around accept she will most likely cause u to become mental. you can describe her in many ways but the most common way is monkey. she can be retarded but yeah just retarded. anyway she is s pleasure to be with (for the most part$

look at that monkey kristina

by gjhcvjn June 29, 2017

Kristina

A lame, boring, lil peep obsessed monster who eats ALL THE CHEESE ITS. FUCKING ALL OF THEM.
FUCK YOU RISSA

What a chickacha kind of bitch, yup that's Kristina.

by Get down thotianna February 13, 2019

Kristina

shes kinda an idiot

hey r u kristina cuz u seem like an idiot

by ghettosloth May 4, 2020

kristina

Is to follow the devil, the opposite of Christian: one who follow god. She is a forgotten biblical figure, said to be the daughter of Lilith. Lilith being Adams first wife who not content with Adam left and became a free thinking individual who was cast out of paradise. Kristina is a succumbs type woman who steals children and destroyer of good men. Unlike Lilith she is not beautiful, she is foul disgusting wench with each possible sexually transmitted disease. Grotesque and unattractive, she is the last call for the most desperate of men.

Man that girl is just like Kristina...she makes me sick.

by Jordan the knowing January 28, 2009

kristiane

Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.

She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.

by Domen Majdic November 8, 2013

Kristina

fat stupid girl. usually lives on the main line and attends espicopal academy. desperate and a slut.

soccer player who is not as good as she thinks she is.

needs to lay off the eye shadow

starts rumors about several pretty girls because she likes the attention.

" Oh my god that girl is soo hitting on David. He will probably hook up with her anyway because he knows everyone can get in her pants"

"Wow... what a Kristina."

by loveyaxxxxx August 17, 2009

Kristina

she makes stuff up so shes clearly a bitch

bro she must be a bitch
do you mean a Kristina?

by tosic bich December 6, 2019