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Kevin

A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems
Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass
by Im just kevin March 23, 2020
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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018
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kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR
Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN
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kevin

Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
by love peoples July 26, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports
“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah
by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018
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Kevin

Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.
by Mrella May 10, 2018
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