An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.
by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018
Get the keyboard rambo mug.by Steve J January 8, 2008
Get the Keyboard Cobber mug.Ayo that nigga Tavis is a keyboard warrior , he only talks smack over the phone but is a mouse in person
by CarterBriggs October 27, 2018
Get the Keyboard warrior mug.n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.
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Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
by Franswa October 11, 2007
Get the keyboard tramp mug.Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
Get the keyboard slapping mug.Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013
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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
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