by Nikkiyb February 5, 2026
Get the Kanklett mug.Basically you call boys Jamie Kindleysides
And girls Kate Kindleysides (or boys that show a little feminine)
Kate Kindleysides is more derogatory.
And girls Kate Kindleysides (or boys that show a little feminine)
Kate Kindleysides is more derogatory.
by MrFloaties August 9, 2025
Get the Kindleysides mug.by kayla c October 15, 2004
Get the Fankle kankle mug.A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.
Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.
by Howdydoda April 21, 2019
Get the Alyssa Kancler mug.Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.
Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?
Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.
Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.
by Muskegon dickhead August 11, 2025
Get the Finger kankle’s mug.Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
Get the Jean-Phillipe Kindler mug.The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.
"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"
"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
by nblitzed December 21, 2025
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