National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.

“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”

by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.

1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog

by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020

Kris' Churchill Server

A corrupt government

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

kris gu

put me in a fucking prison cell IN DISCORD

kris gu was being salty and locked me in prison

by Meshteg? November 2, 2020

Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’

Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭

by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022

Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep

yo kris is such an emo

by k4is October 4, 2022