diego's knees 

The knees of a fudu Sala cheena.

Your such a faggot

like Diego's knees.

diego's knees by my dad drive an all white rang November 26, 2018

Salad tossing knees 

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

Salad tossing knees by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

knuckle knees 

n. a person with horrible knee tragedy, like from a car accident, and when a douche hits them with his knuckles just to cause pain

"Dude, Matt just got hit by a car...we gotta knuckle knees his ass!"

knuckle knees by the steve-o April 30, 2006

the bees knees 

this sexual act requires one jar of honey. the woman is to drop to her knees and pour the jar of honey on her breasts and chest area. the man then tit-fucks the woman to get as much honey on his penis as he desires. once satisfied with the amount of honey on his shlong, he then jabs his erect penis into the womans body like a stinger, creating bee sting-like marks on the womans skin

"where were you last night man?"
"damn. i gave stacy the bees knees."
"that shit leaves you sticky for weeks."

the bees knees by stickypants69 October 9, 2011

my knees have turned to water 

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

my knees have turned to water by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017

scabby knees 

someone who gives out headjobs

that nurse is the ehadjob nurse, she has scabby knees

scabby knees by nic b July 31, 2008

asprin knees 

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

asprin knees by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009