kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Kitten life

The life of a girl dreaming whom dosent want to face reality also known as Peter Pan Syndrome.

im sad I want to live the kitten Life

by Jmaz May 14, 2012

Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

by JJP770 August 4, 2009

Bitten by the kitten

Dirty Loops checked Urban Dictionary when they wrote their song of the same name and it didn't have a definition, so it now means anything in regards to being obsessed with the band Dirty Loops.

Have you heard of the band Dirty Loops? I just heard about them and I'm totally bitten by the kitten. I've been listening to them non-stop!

by jjr2 April 10, 2022

snuggly kitten

kittehs that look really cute and snuggly. often curled up into a ball with a cute little smile on their face

Oh hay dude did you see that snuggly kitten lyin on the couch? thing is so damn cuddly!

by iluffkittens November 12, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.

my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!

by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010