Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.

Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH

by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019

Kermis

Reference to a keen and over-enthusiastic being, but never to the point of annoying, merely cute. Often depicted by teenage boys with long hair

'I know im ugly, but my sausage makes up for it'

F**k off you kermis!

by kerm03 October 10, 2011

kermie

A nickname for a green muppet frog made by a muppet pig... Oink

"Kermie where are you... Oink"

by BEEZEETHREE February 21, 2017

Kremit

1: A commenter who uploads memes with a kremit pfp. 2. The act of commenting on a Youtube video until said comment gets pinned/hearted. 3. a typo of Kermit

System 34: hey what are you doing
Mr Pixel Ninja: oh nothing just doing a kremit on Pyrocynical's video

by Mr.pixel ninja November 24, 2018

kermat

The words someone called angelkat would use to insult

SHUT UP UGLY KERMAT!!!!

by dwdw July 19, 2017

Dirty Kermits

The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.

Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.

by Yo momma 1000000° May 1, 2012

kermet

a green doag

"oh god i've laid a kermet must have been something i ate!"

by anonymous doag dropper July 1, 2003