Stump jumper

A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.
"You stump jumpers need to get work."
by Misha.cas.67 February 12, 2017
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Line Jumper

a smelly fart that wafts over a turtle head, picking up extra stink and is released before the impending turd.
Dude, that was one putrid line jumper!
by Seles April 05, 2011
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bandwagon jumper

Anyone who bashes President Bush and is planning to vote for John Kerry.
'Hey, look at Joe. Just last year he was supporting Bush, and now he's carrying a sign supporting Kerry. What a bandwagon jumper.'
by AJAW July 19, 2004
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Wooly Jumper

A common phrase said by the people of England to desrcibe a sweatshirt made of sheeps wool. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sweatshirt....'A wooly jumper'!
you better DOG & BONE me from the JOHN after YABBIE POLING while wearing a WOOLY JUMPER and be shouting YABBAMANGO!
by Pop Rocket July 15, 2010
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scene jumper

Someone who is a part of a underground scene one day, and later "jumps" to another scene. This is a common ocurrence between the underground punk rock scene and other styles of music such as "emo."

This is also commonly associated with being a poser, as in not being a true part of a scene or lifestyle.

See scene whore and poser.
Johnny is such a scene jumper. Yesterday he was listening to NOFX, but now he's all about Coheed and Cambria.

He's is such a poser. He used to dress "punk" and didn't even like the music, and now he listens to hip hop. What a scene jumper.
by analog November 24, 2004
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base jumper

noun. a person in a relationship that jumps to the next base on every encounter with their partner.

i.e. if the couple only meets up once a week, first week includes making out, next week is hand job, week after is oral, and week after that is home base.

-usually most common in relationships were one does not see another for long periods of time
She got dumped again? Mann, the only way you can keep those kind of relationships going is if you're a base jumper.

What??! Already??
Sorry, I'm kind of a base jumper.
by crackkbaby March 13, 2008
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puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention
"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."
by Phineas Q July 31, 2008
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