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John

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Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster
by oklolbruh October 11, 2019
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John

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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John

John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted
by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018
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John

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you
Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo
by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021
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John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....
bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants
by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019
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John

A pencil neck young man who spends most of his days dwelling in a dim lit room where he smokes copius amounts of pot and angel dust with his girlfriend, he is a poor communicator and he doesnt go in sunlight, nor does he sleep any less than 16 hours a day
John is fried
by Narfwar March 8, 2016
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John

Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...
"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"
by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013
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