Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.

"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus

by StoveX November 5, 2021

RED HOT JESUS

when something surprises you

RED HOT JESUS THAT MAN IS HOTTTTT

by awesomesaucetheredhotjesus December 18, 2013

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

Bong hits 4 Jesus

The act of taking multiple hits from a bong in the name of Jesus.

Kids from Alaska take bong hits 4 Jesus.

by Bonghits4Jesus May 18, 2008

jesus turd

another term for holy shit

"jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.

by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006

Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011