John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
Get the Mother of Jesus Christmug. Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ Spongemug. by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018
Get the Jesus christmug. Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022
Get the OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?mug. An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.
by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025
Get the Jesus Christmug. (To the developers: please let this be accepted, as I will explain why God exists and why Christianity is the true religion. I am not trying to offend anyone or impose my beliefs, as I want to share the message and hopefully change people's lives.)(Also, for anyone wondering I mainly used Wikipedia to prove my points but the site doesn't allow hyperlinks so I am sorry but you might have to do some searching. You can search Historical evidence of Jesus, Religious Views on Jesus, Christianity, and Buddhism, Conservation of energy, and Law of Inheritance)
Definition: Jesus is the son in the holy trinity of the Christian religion. He is also god, in the form of man, who died for our sins and offers us eternal life. Jesus is probably one of the world's most popular personalities, and he 100% loves you and wants you to come back to him. A lot of people say Jesus doesn't exist, even though there is historical evidence that he existed and died on the cross. However, the main crux of the problem is that a lot of people don't even believe god exists. This is what this post will do. I will prove both Jesus and God exist.
Also, I have to say that because I surpassed the maximum amount of characters, this is going to be a two-part post, so devs please let them pass as then the post will not be complete.
Definition: Jesus is the son in the holy trinity of the Christian religion. He is also god, in the form of man, who died for our sins and offers us eternal life. Jesus is probably one of the world's most popular personalities, and he 100% loves you and wants you to come back to him. A lot of people say Jesus doesn't exist, even though there is historical evidence that he existed and died on the cross. However, the main crux of the problem is that a lot of people don't even believe god exists. This is what this post will do. I will prove both Jesus and God exist.
Also, I have to say that because I surpassed the maximum amount of characters, this is going to be a two-part post, so devs please let them pass as then the post will not be complete.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 11, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. Jesus Christ: Jesus Christ is the son of God the Father. and he is also called the angel of YHWH in the Old Testament of the Bible. He came down to earth over 2000 years ago and he lived a sinless life and died for our sins. He was the ultimate sacrifice since he was God in the flesh, so his death meant that everybody's sins past present, and future were paid for. The only problem is, people actually have to accept his gift of salvation in order to receive it. You can choose to reject this gift.
by KekolordChri February 14, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug.