jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by mancofteclause October 28, 2023

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.

Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!

by urbanpersuasion May 8, 2018

Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull

Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.

by Ballslikemelons July 31, 2015

jellyfish

it is a sex position

i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife

by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021

Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them

Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.

by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023