jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by mancofteclause October 28, 2023

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

NEW RICHMOND JELLYFISH

A used condom floating in the Ohio River.

I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.

-C. Bowman

by Kd84 April 7, 2025

Jellyfish girl

Another name for a soft-hearted girl that likes being around other soft, spiritual people and hates anybody else.

The jellyfish girl wanted more people to go to the church that combined science and spirituality, and not with a focus on religion, so she started her own.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Jellyfish

When you feel a gush of blood while on your period. Often feels almost chunky coming out. (when you stand up, cough, sneeze, etc.)

“ ahh shit i had a jellyfish can you check me?”

by TheChodeMaster15 December 21, 2023

jellyfish

One of the most annoying things on planet earth. They have jiggly bodies and tentecles that they sting you with. The deadly ones near Austrailia like the box jellyfish can kill you within 10 minutes, but the common ones nears the USA aren't that dangerous but when they sting you it itches like there's no tomorrow.

Lisa: Ouch! I think I got stung by one of those stupid jellyfish!
Jane: Haha sucker.

by honorband71 August 4, 2010