Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull

Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.

by Ballslikemelons July 31, 2015

jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.

Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!

by urbanpersuasion May 8, 2018

Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach

This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.

by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019

Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.

Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."

by The23LLTT May 30, 2017

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

Jellyfish

A jealous bitch.

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”

by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019

Jellyfish

When you feel a gush of blood while on your period. Often feels almost chunky coming out. (when you stand up, cough, sneeze, etc.)

“ ahh shit i had a jellyfish can you check me?”

by TheChodeMaster15 December 21, 2023