Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull

Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.

by Ballslikemelons July 31, 2015

Land Jellyfish

Empty plastic shopping bag blowing in the wind.

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"

by Foxingham September 16, 2016

Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019

Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.

Jellyfish alert! “I just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! 🦑🐙

by Mspalaz August 19, 2018

Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.

All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!

by Sploogelord January 19, 2019

Jellyfish

A jealous bitch.

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”

by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019