Jonathan

Adj.: to have the big sad
Verb: to do the big bad

"I'm feeling really Jonathan today."
"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."

by Moltaqa April 15, 2021

bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It

British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"

by British Loyalist March 30, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan is the dream boy. His adorable smile and his charming ways will make you fall in love. He may be insecure but he just needs someone to tell him he's got it all! Not to mention he's the perfect boyfriend. I'm not just writing this for all the Jonathan's out there. I'm also writing it for the one i love:)

I am never letting go of my Jonathan

by daniela._.9191 May 30, 2017

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick

Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's

by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.

Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!

by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018

Jonathan

A really immature person with a very awkward sense of humor, but very fun to talk to. Jonathan is the type of guy you meet during your freshman year of high school and get into very fun and stupid situations with, he can't handle serious situations very well but he is very kind.

You: yo Jonathan wanna do something completely stupid.
Jonathan: Hmmmm lemme think about it
You: we coul...
Jonathan: HELLL YEAAAA!!!!

by ManOfSoup February 24, 2017