January 22 

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

January 22 by Hairybitch January 22, 2021

January 27 

the day a beautiful, smart, and creative person has been pushed out of their mothers v a g i n a. please protect them at ALL COSTS

wow !! that girl must have been born on January 27 !! shes so pretty ahaha

January 27 by fishiepeepee October 16, 2019

January 2 

Give a girl a kiss day. gay or not you have to do it.

Julia:woah it’s January 2
Lesbian:you no what that means
Julia:frick it I’m gay

January 2 by Gay_beotch October 24, 2019

January 16

If you are born on this day there is a good chance you a a sexy motherfucker and a bad ass. You get what you want without being a dick and of course you get all the girls/boys. You could be the President maybe even the Pope.

Dam you were born on January 16? that explains why you get all the girls.

January 16 by iitrippii March 25, 2013

January 21 

Whoever was born on this day are the baddest bitchs alive. Also if you were born on this day you dgaf

She was born on January 21?? Better watch out she a bad bitch (don’t try her)

January 21 by BadbitchzONLY October 19, 2019

January 12 

If this day is your birthday than you are a strong loving Capricorn who also hates people but still manages to get anxiety when not around people.

Person A: Why is that person super nervous?
Person B: Because she was born in January 12 and is socially awkward.

January 12 by Michael Jackson15 October 17, 2019

January 5

The day the earth was created, the day the planet will be destroyed.

Bible: "and on the 5th day, God created the heavens and the earth"
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.

January 5 by capeepeepoopoo October 15, 2019