The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.

Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.

by DominoSav4 June 1, 2024

Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.

P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."

by Sdlewis November 3, 2008

Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one

I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"

by Groundhogg June 5, 2017

Jizzy Jab

A Jizzy Jab is fierce intimate combat tactic. One the male partner is about to ejaculate, he finishes on his own fist and proceeds to punch the female partner in the mouth, causing jizz to smear on her face.

Damn bro, i got so excited to nut, i gave my girl a Jizzy Jab across the chomper

by PaulBlartMallCop67 November 23, 2025

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012