J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
by Rogers25 February 22, 2011
Get the Justin Biebermug. Some pretty-boy who can't sing very well. Lots of young girls like him, but most of the world doesn't.
Many people act like they are part of a small percentage who doesn't like him. Many will watch his videos, listen to his music, and buy his products to make fun of them, not realizing that they are adding to his popularity and considerable wealth. They do not realize that he is marketing to young girls and doing a fantastic job at it, and that they can just ignore him.
Many people act like they are part of a small percentage who doesn't like him. Many will watch his videos, listen to his music, and buy his products to make fun of them, not realizing that they are adding to his popularity and considerable wealth. They do not realize that he is marketing to young girls and doing a fantastic job at it, and that they can just ignore him.
Girl: I love Justin Bieber!
Guy 1: I don't care.
Guy 2: You idiot! How could you like that little faggot! He's such a little pussy and a sell-out! His music videos are terrible! Everytime I watch them I get so mad and I buy posters of his to set on fire!
Guy 1: I don't care.
Guy 2: You idiot! How could you like that little faggot! He's such a little pussy and a sell-out! His music videos are terrible! Everytime I watch them I get so mad and I buy posters of his to set on fire!
by Stoptalkingaboutbieber August 24, 2010
Get the justin biebermug. 16 year old pop sensation from Canada. Very talented and quite handsome. Humble, and genuine. Some songs of his are One time, Baby ft. Ludacris, Favorite girl, Never say never ft. Jaden Smith, Somebody to love ft. Usher, and many more! Justin stays true to himself and has an amazing voice. He also has great style! People love to hate on this young man but that's ok cause he's amazing and that's what we call haters (check out that word if you don't know it). Anyway, Justin is a great musician who is known all around the world!
by LESLER September 6, 2010
Get the Justin biebermug. A total fucking douche-bag who thinks he is uber awesome because a couple of tone deaf people kinda like his blood-curdling shrieks. He also is actually a horrifically ugly chick who has to have a whole ass-load of of computer editing just so when he/she is on TV, they don't have to blur out his/her face, and also has to hire the worlds best make-up artists, when really, all they do is put a mask on his/her face just so the crowd of 2 don't die from his/her face.
Guy 1: dude, Justin Bieber is such a fucking pussy face.
Guy 2: I know, why do they even have him on TV if all they do is computer edit his face.
Guy 1: I dunno, just so really angry people have something to scream at. Or for rich people to just give away their HD TV because its been tainted by that fag, then they will have to buy a pure one, thus helping The U.S economy.
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 2: I know, why do they even have him on TV if all they do is computer edit his face.
Guy 1: I dunno, just so really angry people have something to scream at. Or for rich people to just give away their HD TV because its been tainted by that fag, then they will have to buy a pure one, thus helping The U.S economy.
Guy 2: Lol
by YerOfficeBuddy October 30, 2011
Get the Justin Biebermug. An adorable little singer, who is like marmite you either have to love or hate him, most people hate him on here so I will probably get a million thumbs down.
My fave song is "baby"
My fave song is "baby"
by user2242 October 7, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. Justin Bieber is a 16 year old pop singer from Canada. He was made famous by his youtube videos of him singing at a competition and being signed by Usher. He is hated/loved by millions around the world. He is adored mostly on his looks but he can also carry a tune, which is rare in mainstream music.
Haters of Justin Bieber claim that his singing voice sounds like a girl's so therefore he must be gay. While not EVERY Justin Bieber hater is, most of them are jealous. Not of his voice, but of his success and ability to woo teenage girls which can be very frustrating to a typical Bieber Hater. Bieber's Radio Hits: One Time, Baby, U Smile, Pray.
Haters of Justin Bieber claim that his singing voice sounds like a girl's so therefore he must be gay. While not EVERY Justin Bieber hater is, most of them are jealous. Not of his voice, but of his success and ability to woo teenage girls which can be very frustrating to a typical Bieber Hater. Bieber's Radio Hits: One Time, Baby, U Smile, Pray.
hater: man, i hate that bieber kid. he's so gay!!!
lover: OMG he is soooooooooo HAWT!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HIS AMAZING VOICE!!!
hater: he sounds like a girl! justin bieber sucks!!
lover: OMG he is soooooooooo HAWT!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HIS AMAZING VOICE!!!
hater: he sounds like a girl! justin bieber sucks!!
by Third Party Observer December 15, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. Justin Bieber is the hottest and most popular celeb in the world right now who doesn't care what his haters think. :)
Girl #1: Who's that?
Girl#2: Justin Bieber he is soo gay
Girl #1: Why is he gay?
Girl #2: Because... umm.... idk he just is....
Girl #1: .... Righhttt
Girl#2: Justin Bieber he is soo gay
Girl #1: Why is he gay?
Girl #2: Because... umm.... idk he just is....
Girl #1: .... Righhttt
by Fairyyyy September 14, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug.