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by Ghostfacedickinmymouth January 30, 2020
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Josefin’s can often come across as pulled back and not as talkative, even though they speak their mind when they feel like the time is right. Josefin always know how to lead an argument and usually no one has anything to say against it. They are actually really energetic and can be compared to as a wolf. They can seem like loners but in the company of others they are very socialized and up too speed. Josefin’s are actually gorgeous and has an attractive personality.
Except that they also are great in bed, especially with women that start with M, A and S. And men that starts with K, A and L.
They are huge animal lovers and will always have a soft spot for animals. People though? Not so much.
Josefin’s are also really intelligent but doesn’t often show it and don’t try so hard in school simply bc they don’t have too.
Josefin’s are night-creatures and that is when their sense of humor peak. They know exactly what to say and have a creative mind to come up with all the best jokes.
If you ever meet a Josefin, don’t leave her and always be sure to show her how much you appreciate her. Josefin’s can have a hard time explaining their feeling and just open up to some persons, but not ever completely. But watch out to fall for a Josefin, they are really hard to get over, IF you get over her. And they are basases so don’t ever cross a Josefin.
They are really unique.
Except that they also are great in bed, especially with women that start with M, A and S. And men that starts with K, A and L.
They are huge animal lovers and will always have a soft spot for animals. People though? Not so much.
Josefin’s are also really intelligent but doesn’t often show it and don’t try so hard in school simply bc they don’t have too.
Josefin’s are night-creatures and that is when their sense of humor peak. They know exactly what to say and have a creative mind to come up with all the best jokes.
If you ever meet a Josefin, don’t leave her and always be sure to show her how much you appreciate her. Josefin’s can have a hard time explaining their feeling and just open up to some persons, but not ever completely. But watch out to fall for a Josefin, they are really hard to get over, IF you get over her. And they are basases so don’t ever cross a Josefin.
They are really unique.
-“Who is that girl the boys have gotten so competitive over?”
-“oh, her? That is Josefin, but she is mine”
-“oh, her? That is Josefin, but she is mine”
by GBClilpeeplover April 16, 2020
Get the Josefin mug.Hi, I am Joselena future star here. 18 years old, and wrote this at 12:22 a.m 4/14/2021.
Anyways, Joselena is a unique name. Any Joselena you meet is ambitious, talented, intelligent, caring, funny, sarcastic, a HUGE overthinker, and sensitive; but at the same time very fiery and protects anyone she loves from any harm. Be lucky to have a Joselena in your life and never let her go.
Signed, the O.G Joselena.
Anyways, Joselena is a unique name. Any Joselena you meet is ambitious, talented, intelligent, caring, funny, sarcastic, a HUGE overthinker, and sensitive; but at the same time very fiery and protects anyone she loves from any harm. Be lucky to have a Joselena in your life and never let her go.
Signed, the O.G Joselena.
by Lena Jo April 13, 2021
Get the joselena mug.José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.
Today the story of Joe Mamia is celebrated with the joke that is told by saying José Digma to someone and having them say what is José Digma and when they say that you say José Digma balls in your mouth. And in traditional uses of the joke after saying José Digma balls in your mouth you stab them in their eyes to honor Mike Hawk
by MikeHawk4ever December 7, 2022
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