Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

by Ste-eve November 6, 2013

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020

the jersey box

this is when your car gets blocked in by other vehicles on the freeway, and you cannot get loose. can happen with as little as 4 other cars.

"Damn, caught in the Jersey bo again!"

by blackeyedangel May 14, 2005

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.

The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night

by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011

Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014

Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).

Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/

by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010