scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

beer meal

Replacing a meal with a beer or two.

Actually healthy and great way to lose weight while getting a nice pick me up if you happen to replace breakfast with a couple dark, rich and malty beer's.

Enough calories to not kick your 'survival mode' in and not enough to be able to store to fat as that energy is now going to be used for whatever your daily activities may entail.

"I had a beer meal for breakfast today, feel's great man."

"Hey I lost 20 pounds by replacing my lunch with a couple of beer's, gives you energy and makes you feel pretty good; also hydrating if you don't drink more than two!"

by Amphetabrew June 20, 2014

meal pusher

Someone who indulges in anal sex on a regular basis.

"Wow, I never knew Gary was a meal pusher until last night. It was amazing!"

by flanners December 17, 2006

Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex

by Al fayeed December 28, 2020

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

meal-timin' it

the act of attending lunch, especially when applied to a structured work day in which one must request a lunch break.

Are we meal-timin' it at noon?

Hey guys, let's meal-time it!

Meal-timin' is my favorite part of the hectic day.

by ernaisha January 30, 2007