A few quiet ones

There is no such thing

Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?

by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022

quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019

Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab

A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'

When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.

by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023

Quiet Room

A place for Kyle to go when Ryan tells him to "Shut up"

1. Ryan: "Shut the fuck up!" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
2. Ryan: "Hey Kyle, shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
3.Ryan: "Kyle, guess what? Shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*

by one and only truther October 30, 2020

Quiet Showdown

When you're being quiet fired but you respond by quiet quitting instead of quitting outright, playing a prolonged game of chicken to see which of you or your employer will be the first to flinch.

My employer gave me a 0% pay increase this year while saddling me with new impossible responsibilities in hope of coercing attrition, but I just hunkered down and performed consistently below my competency level, working to rule for my inflation-adjusted salary. This is now a quiet showdown. You can't quiet fire me. I quiet quit!

by MsEmmaG January 31, 2023

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023