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by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022

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Trevor Coffin

A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.

“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”

by The Magic Skool Bus Drop Out January 16, 2023

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A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever

Coffining is the definition of daddy

by Coffiningisdaddy April 12, 2021

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Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

by Fasters September 15, 2020

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