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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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Islam

A religion with muslims whom worship Allah (s.w.t)
Islam is known to be the kindest and most welcoming religion. Muslims get a bad rep, but in fact; majority if not most of muslims are all welcoming so kind. Islam is the kind of religion that will fill your heart with joy and hope for all of eternity.
Stanger: "What are you?"
Muslim: "Oh, I'm a Muslim."
Stranger: "So you're islam?"
Muslim: "In a way, yes. But the proper term is muslim."
by fatima. <3 June 28, 2023
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Islamed

taking something that isn't yours simply because you believe the whole world will one day be conquered by Islam, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim and claiming any critique as Islamaphobia.
The world is being Islamed.
by QwertyRecurring December 27, 2023
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Islam

The religion Muslims follow

A guy or girl who is responsible and kind and overly smart. Islam does lot for people without anything in return.
John: Oh fuck I left my books in class
Islam: Hey I got your books for you
John: Damn why are you so nice?
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Islamized

When a democratic country is slowly invaded by or wilfully invites, in good faith, a Muslim population to come because of the oppression in their own tyrannical suppressed societies. Since they propagate faster than the local population and become the majority over time. Once the majority, they impose their laws on all (Sharia law). As a result the once democratic country becomes a tyrannical surpressed society and the cycle continues.....
In the context of an invitation - Europe is being islamized in the writing of this definition

In the context Bethlehem, the seed of Christianity has been islamized.
by Pakology December 27, 2023
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Abutorab Islam

A fantastic human being whose goal is to be the best Muslim possible.
Do you want to be an Abutorab Islam?

Of course, who doesn't want to be.
by Davidsonanderson April 29, 2025
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