Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 12, 2021

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!

Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Iowa

A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot

I live not to far from Iowa

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022