Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers
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A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.
"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob
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I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.
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The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.
"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."
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The Internet will destroy the world.
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a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.
Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.
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